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06/03/2026

PASSED .ducati AND FOUND

CHUCKWALLA SESSION 6 — LAP 5 (3RD TIME EVER HERE)

Lap 5 ended up turning into another chill battle with the boys.

After following .ducati for a bit, I finally passed him and ended up catching up to instead.

Still dealing with the loose chain issue the entire track day, so honestly I wasn’t trying to go crazy.
Mostly just cruising, getting footage, and enjoying laps with friends at Chuckwalla.

Probably one of the most relaxed and fun sessions of the whole weekend because of that.

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06/02/2026

RAZI PASSED AND FOUND .ducati

CHUCKWALLA SESSION 6 — LAP 4 (3RD TIME EVER HERE)

Lap 4 was where the session finally changed up a little.

After spending the first few laps tailing for footage, I finally made the pass and ended up catching up to .ducati instead.

Still dealing with the loose chain issue the entire day, so I was mostly just cruising and having fun with the boys instead of trying to force pace.

Honestly this whole session turned into more of a chill group ride on track and I wasn’t mad about it at all.

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06/01/2026

LAST LAP FOLLOWING RAZI

CHUCKWALLA SESSION 6 — LAP 3 (3RD TIME EVER HERE)

Lap 3 was the last lap I spent cruising behind getting footage before the session started changing up later on.

Still dealing with the loose chain issue, so honestly I was perfectly fine just chilling and enjoying clean laps instead of trying to overpush the bike.

Sometimes it’s nice to slow things down and just appreciate being on track with your friends instead of worrying about lap times.

This lap was all vibes.

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05/31/2026

OPTION 1

STILL TAILING RAZI

CHUCKWALLA SESSION 6 — LAP 2 (3RD TIME EVER HERE)

Lap 2 and I was still just cruising behind getting footage while dealing with the loose chain issue.

At this point I already knew the bike wasn’t going to let me push the way I normally would, so I stopped worrying about speed completely and just focused on enjoying the session.

Honestly these laps ended up being way more fun than expected.
Just smooth riding, good flow, and good vibes with the boys on track.

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05/30/2026

SESSION 6 START

CHUCKWALLA SESSION 6 — LAP 1 (3RD TIME EVER HERE)

Started session 6 still dealing with the loose chain issue, so the whole mindset for this session was just chill, stay smooth, and have fun with it.

For laps 1-3 I stayed behind just getting footage and cruising together instead of worrying about pace.

Honestly with the bike not feeling 100%, it was the perfect excuse to slow things down a little and just enjoy being out there with friends.

Still learning every lap at Chuckwalla.

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05/30/2026

FULL SESSION 5 POV

CHUCKWALLA TRACK DAY — FULL SESSION LAPS 1-9 (3RD TIME EVER HERE)

Full session upload from Chuckwalla with all 9 laps together.

Definitely not the smoothest day mechanically since I was still dealing with loose chain issues the entire session, but I still wanted to stay out there and learn as much as possible.

Couldn’t fully trust the bike on throttle exits, so the focus shifted more toward cleaner lines, smoother body position, and carrying better corner flow instead of chasing speed.

Honestly frustrating at times, but still one of the most valuable sessions I’ve had so far.

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05/29/2026

FINAL LAP OF SESSION 5

CHUCKWALLA SESSION 5 — LAP 9 OF 9 (3RD TIME EVER HERE)

Last lap of session five and somehow still dealing with the loose chain issue all the way to the end.

Definitely not how I wanted the session to go mechanically, but honestly I still learned a ton out there.

Focused on staying smooth, keeping the lines clean, and making the best out of every lap instead of getting frustrated over what the bike couldn’t do.

Not every track day is perfect, but every session still makes you a better rider.

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