The Real Slim Chevy

10/24/2026

To be or not to be a dipstick!

Chevrolet is finally getting rid of the idiots! That’s right… the 2027 Chevy Silverados and GMC Sierras with the new 5.7L and 6.6L V8s are officially ditching the physical dipstick for a digital oil level gauge. Because why squint at a oily metal stick in the blinding sun like a caveman when technology can just tell you? So when you want true common sense, the choice is clear.

When looking for true, unvarnished common sense, forget waiting until November—start voting Chevrolet today!

10/23/2026

Here's a site that requires humor in your car ads! Future customers need to find joy in spending their hard earned money and this is the page to do just that! Share away and get nextdoor to us!

Calling all Joplin Car Salespeople! Whether selling your own personal vehicle or are on a dealership lot, I created this page to keep our local reps and customer base simplified to find the best local deals in our area. https://nextdoor.com/g/a75guoihb/?utm_campaign=1792770048810&share_action_id=c233dda2-f44d-4004-8a05-288b2647020b Feel free to share and get the word out for a new way to advertise your wheels on Nextdoor!

10/21/2026

Ghosting your car salesman is worse than ghosting a Tinder date.

Look, when you ask, "Hey, is that 2021 Civic still available?" and we tell you the price, leaving us on "Read" for three weeks hurts our feelings. We aren't asking for a lifelong commitment—just a simple text!

"I found another car." \my response Great!

"Too expensive." \my response Awesome, let's look at something else!

"I was just bored on my lunch break and daydreaming." \my response Valid!

Just give us closure! We’re over here staring at the phone like a heart-broken teenager wondering if we said something wrong, when all we really want to know is whether to keep blowing up your inbox or let you live in peace. Help us help you!

10/13/2026

Joke of the day!

10/11/2026

09/27/2026

🚨🚨 CALLING ALL CORVETTE, CHEVY TRUCK, ESCALADE & CADILLAC PEOPLE! 🚨🚨

Yes… it’s finally happening. I’m officially starting a NEW chapter at Landers Chevrolet & Cadillac!

Which means I now have a legitimate excuse to talk about cars ALL DAY and somehow call it a “career.”

If you like Corvettes. Chevy Trucks, Escalades, Cadillacs, or just enjoy watching me attempt to convince people that I actually know what I’m doing… THIS PAGE IS FOR YOU!

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Every like, follow, share and referral helps more than you know—and could help me become wildly successful instead of just wildly entertaining.

I’m genuinely excited about this next chapter and believe I’ve found a great opportunity and the right place for me.

So stop by the page, say hello, and follow along as Johnny’s on the Lot begins its next adventure!

And remember… if you need a vehicle, know someone who needs a vehicle, or simply need someone to explain why you absolutely NEED that Corvette…

I’m your guy!

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04/10/2026

Yeehaw! This Premier 12x32 Handyman just found a new BFF - a customer who's turning it into the ultimate shop! Great deals every day and a huge inventory, oh yeah!!

04/09/2026

Sold!! Thank you Brittany! It will be perfect for your needs!