06/06/2026
To whoever designed my attic entrance via chimney:
I’ve already contacted local wildlife authorities. 🐿️🚨
For years my house was perfectly fine. ZERO issues. Then I installed my wood stove, and now this giant stainless steel pipe has created a VIP highway for squirrels, raccoons, and birds straight into my attic.
I modified the ceiling plate to cover MOST of the gap, but let me be clear: this is still unacceptable. The gap is an open invitation. I am now forced to monitor my attic like it’s a high-security facility.
If I find out any critter moves in because of this, I WILL be pressing charges. Absolutely ridiculous.