08/10/2025
The other day, Audrey and I were talking about the challenges we have faced over the last several years. She said to me, âwhatâs the worst that could happen from here?â Well, let me tell youâŠ
Thursday: We went to the gym for a little swimming. While waiting for Audrey and I to finish showering, Porter decided to cross the basketball court mid-game. Unfortunately, a player went up for a fadeaway jumper, came down on Porter, andâboomâbroken leg. đŠŽđ
Friday: Hyrum woke up starring in his own medical dramaâvomiting mucus, phlegm, and looking miserable. By 8 PM his breathing and heart rate were so high, he couldâve powered a small appliance. Urgent care gave him multiple breathing treatments, steroids, and meds, and we made it home by 12:30 AM.
Saturday: I was up at 8 to deliver a trailer in Stanley, Idaho (4 hours each way, because why not?). Halfway back, Audrey calls to say sheâs taking Hyrum back to the doctor for more treatments. He now owns a nebulizer and enough medicine to open a small pharmacy. đđš
If anyone needs me, Iâll be hiding in my car eating drive-thru French fries, pretending my life is a sitcom. Itâs fine, Iâm fine. đđ