29/06/2026
🚨 To the people who ring recovery companies… 🚨
How do these conversations even happen in your head? 😂
📞 You: “How much to recover my car?”
🚛 Us: “£85.”
🤡 You: “I’ll give you £50.”
…
So tomorrow I’m trying the same thing.
☎️ Calling my mortgage company…
“Payment’s £950? I’ll give you £400. It’s cash though.”
☎️ Calling the council…
“Council tax is HOW much? Nah, I’ll do £35 and we’ll call it quits.”
☎️ Ringing the dentist…
“Need a tooth out? I’ll give you £20… don’t even numb it.”
☎️ Walking into Tesco…
Cashier: “That’s £97.46 please.”
Me: “I’ve got £41.80, a Nectar card with 12 points on it, and a scratchcard that nearly won. Deal?” 🤝
See how thick it sounds? 🤣
Some of you have watched one episode of Pawn Stars and now think everything in life is negotiable.
Our recovery truck cost thousands.
Diesel isn’t free.
Insurance isn’t free.
Tyres aren’t free.
But apparently all that disappears because you said…
🗣️ “Go on mate…”
😂😂😂
Here’s a tip…
If the recovery is £85 and you’ve only got £50, just say:
“No worries mate, thanks anyway.”
Don’t start acting like you’re on The Chase trying to beat the price down.
This is vehicle recovery… not the final five minutes of a car boot sale. 🚛💀
And no… saying “It’s only up the road” doesn’t make the diesel cheaper. 😂
