23/06/2026
The time has finally come, you all know how busy I’ve been. So I’ve finally taken the leap to employ someone…
Meet Kier, he’s a champagne socialist who’s never done a proper day’s work in his life.
Welcome to the team mate! Try not to tax the pressure washer, ban diesel, or cry for a union rep when the wheel rims need cleaning.
You’ll be great at spraying s**t though.
Let’s see how long till you U-turn and quit 😂