07/10/2026
Four salesmen. Four completely different skill sets. One shared mission: helping you find the right vehicle without making car shopping feel like the final boss battle. π
Will you choose:
π The Key Fob Goblin
π€ The Payment Calculator Cowboy
π¨ The Trade-In Lie Detector
π± The Follow-Up Final Boss
Their stats are questionable. Their special moves are unnecessary. Their customer service is βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ.
Choose your player in the comments: 1, 2, 3 or 4. π