Celina 52 Truck Stop

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Located at 1897 Genesis Rd in Crossville, TN (Eco Travel Plaza). Follow for more!

We would like to apologize to many of our female guests who attempted to use the restroom recently. Our loss prevention ...
06/29/2026

We would like to apologize to many of our female guests who attempted to use the restroom recently. Our loss prevention drone began malfunctioning after a software glitch and started following attractive suspicious women into the restroom.

We have been unable to replicate or fix the issue so far, which only occurs when Janitor is operating the drone remote. Continue to use the restroom as normal until we have an update.

To encourage healthy eating, Celina 52 is proud to introduce our new healthy Smokeable Salad Sticks.Made with real artif...
06/26/2026

To encourage healthy eating, Celina 52 is proud to introduce our new healthy Smokeable Salad Sticks.

Made with real artificial lettuce, kale, and spinach, they taste just like the real thing while providing you the energy of a fresh salad and the satisfaction of lung cancer. Grab a side of homade ranch for only $1 more.

REMINDER: Fuel Pumps 5-8 will be CLOSED through Independence Day as we've rented that space out for a 4th of July tent.A...
06/24/2026

REMINDER: Fuel Pumps 5-8 will be CLOSED through Independence Day as we've rented that space out for a 4th of July tent.

Anyone caught fueling up at these pumps will be issued a very stern warning and be deducted a negligible amount of Cranking the Hog Reward Points.

Beginning today, we are placing sleeves over our bananas for modesty reasons. This was necessary after an elderly lady b...
06/22/2026

Beginning today, we are placing sleeves over our bananas for modesty reasons. This was necessary after an elderly lady became emotional after pointing out that one of the bananas resembled her late husband's (expletive).

Customers wishing to inspect an unsheathed banana for ripeness may request a privates viewing from Gay Manager Jacob before purchase.

To celebrate Juneteenth, none of our employees were permitted to wear blackface today. Any employee who ignored this new...
06/19/2026

To celebrate Juneteenth, none of our employees were permitted to wear blackface today. Any employee who ignored this new rule was sent home immediately.

Please expect significant delays at checkout as we are extremely short staffed.

SILVER ALERT CANCELED: Our Blind Forklift Operator Donny was found safe in Medora, North Dakota this morning after going...
06/17/2026

SILVER ALERT CANCELED: Our Blind Forklift Operator Donny was found safe in Medora, North Dakota this morning after going missing from the truck stop.

Donny caught the scent of a bison during last weeks high winds and followed the smell 1400 miles where he was caught just before entering Theodore Roosevelt National Park. Donny will be departed back to Tennessee once he's released from jail.

Celina 52 has begun offering a free steak dinner each week to anyone who happens to be using the urinal when our staff w...
06/15/2026

Celina 52 has begun offering a free steak dinner each week to anyone who happens to be using the urinal when our staff wheels in the food cart in an effort to improve our reputation in the community.

This weeks winner was Chuck, a driver for Gay Transport, who was visibly excited and shaking when Cashier Belinda began servicing him at the toilet. Congratulations!

HELP: We are seeking the pubics assistance locating this man that dispensed a fountain Busch Light without providing ID ...
06/12/2026

HELP: We are seeking the pubics assistance locating this man that dispensed a fountain Busch Light without providing ID this morning. When confronted, he threw a $5 bill at our cashier and ran out the door.

Even if your child is doing your beer run for you, it is still required for them to show your ID to an employee. If located, please notify management so we can give him back his $2.00 in change.

We are now offering FREE Premium Parking for our wealthy customers from the Fairfield Glade retirement community. This p...
06/10/2026

We are now offering FREE Premium Parking for our wealthy customers from the Fairfield Glade retirement community. This parking spot is located inches from the front door. Simply flash your HOA membership or recent golf score to Belinda and she will carry you inside to avoid dirtying your shoes.

Other customers should not make eye contact with our wealthy guests, as your lower income status is known to agitate them.

As part of our investment in our staff, we began taking life insurance policies out on our Employees following a mandato...
06/08/2026

As part of our investment in our staff, we began taking life insurance policies out on our Employees following a mandatory physical at the store.

Every Celina 52 employee is valuable to us, and we feel it is important to put a dollar amount on it. Employees who think they're undervalued are welcome to discuss their policy amount with HR.

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1897 Genesis Road
Celina, TN
38555

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