John Niehaus: Loan Officer

06/26/2026

🎉 It’s FUNKY FRESH FRIDAY with John & Robb at Guild Mortgage Company, bringing you the BEST things happening in the Valley this weekend!

🍫 Friday, June 26 is National Chocolate Pudding Day — a holiday dedicated to the creamy chocolate dessert that’s been making people happy long before TikTok convinced us to put cottage cheese in everything. Chocolate pudding has been around for generations, loved by kids, adults, and grandparents who swear the homemade version is still undefeated. Celebrate responsibly… and maybe don’t get caught licking the pudding cup in the office break room. 😄

🔥 WHAT’S HAPPENING THIS WEEKEND 🔥
1️⃣ Nate Bargatze – Big Dumb Eyes World Tour
📍 PHX Arena (Mortgage Matchup Center) | 🗓️ Friday & Saturday
One of the biggest comedians on the planet bringing clean comedy, painfully relatable observations, and proof that being “normal” can still lead to massive success. If you enjoy laughing at everyday life — this is a can’t‑miss show. 🎤😂
2️⃣ World Cup Watch Parties at Tom’s Watch Bar 📍 Downtown Phoenix | 🗓️ All Weekend
Watch international soccer the way it’s meant to be watched — surrounded by screaming fans, waving flags, and over 100 screens. Guaranteed seating, big energy, and at least one person pretending they fully understand offsides. ⚽🍻
3️⃣ Dive‑In Movie: Deep Blue Sea 📍 Lylo Swim Club | 🗓️ Friday Night | 21+
Float in the pool while watching the 1999 cult classic where scientists make sharks smarter… and the sharks immediately choose violence. Your ticket includes pool access, a DJ, trivia, and photo ops. If you hear the Jaws theme — exit the pool immediately. 🦈🎬
4️⃣ Arizona Roller Derby – Season 23 Double Header📍 Mesa | 🗓️ Saturday @ 3 PM
Two games, four teams, and what can only be described as organized chaos on wheels. Bad News Beaters vs. West Coast Derby Knockouts, followed by Skate Riot Project vs. Orange County Roller Derby. $15 gets you both games — kids under 10 get in free. Fast, loud, and ridiculously fun. 🛼🔥

💡 FUNKY FRESH FRIDAY TIP OF THE WEEK:
If you’re thinking about buying a home in the next 6–12 months, don’t wait until you’re ready to make an offer to talk to a loan officer. The earlier we connect, the more we can help — from reviewing credit and down payment options to creating a plan so you’re ready when the right house shows up. Planning ahead = more options and less stress.

📞 Call or text me, John, at 480‑251‑1152 to get started!
📲 Download my app: https://guildmortgage.app.link/OZOiin3GqRb

06/25/2026

Somebody smells you have equity! 🤘
👇 Start here to see what you can take advantage of:
https://lnkd.in/geDdyxxZ
📩 Or DM me for quick, personal help!

06/19/2026

🎉 It’s FUNKY FRESH FRIDAY with John, Robb, and special guest Madi at Guild Mortgage Company, bringing you the BEST things happening in the Valley this weekend!

⌚ Today is National Watch Day — a big day for something we all wear… and immediately ignore. Watches have been around for over 500 years, originally made for women, while men were out here carrying pocket watches like time needed its own accessory. Somehow, we still manage to be late. Respect the watch — even though your phone took it personally.

🔥 WHAT’S HAPPENING THIS WEEKEND 🔥
1️⃣ Black Cowboy Cookout – Juneteenth Edition📍 Robinson Ranch, Phoenix | 🗓️ Friday Night
Food trucks, live music, line dancing, pony rides, games, and yes — a mechanical bull. Free entry with donations encouraged. Good food, great vibes, and a perfect way to celebrate Juneteenth. 🤠🔥
2️⃣ Kenny Wayne Shepherd – Live in Phoenix📍 Celebrity Theatre | 🗓️ Friday @ 7:30 PM
Blues and rock with guitar talent that has more personality than most people. A solid night out for live music that actually sounds like something. 🎸🎶
3️⃣ LEGO Night at The Sugar Bar 📍 Chandler | 🗓️ This Weekend
Adults building LEGO kits… with a drink included. Low‑pressure, chill vibes, and you leave with something you actually made. Arts & crafts, but upgraded. 🧱🍹
4️⃣ Corn Roast at Queen Creek Olive Mill 📍Queen Creek | 🗓️ Friday | 5–9 PM
Live music, lawn games, watermelon, cornbread, drinks, and every version of street corn you can imagine. Free admission and free parking. Low effort, high reward summer vibes. 🌽🎶

💡 FUNKY FRESH FRIDAY TIP OF THE WEEK (Guest Edition):
This week’s tip comes from our special guest **Madi Stafford with Goosehead Insurance** — and it’s all about actually enjoying your night without your phone getting in the way:
✔ Take one good photo early, then put the phone away
✔ Keep your phone face down and on silent
✔ Quick check‑ins only — then back to your people
✔ Use it when you need it… then lose it
Be where your feet are. Be present. Enjoy the moment and the people you’re with.

Time to get you Pre-Approved!
📞 Call or text me, John, at 480‑251‑1152 to get started on your home‑buying journey!
📲 Download my app: https://lnkd.in/ganCzEem

06/15/2026

5.0 star review received on Experience.com for John Niehaus by Heather F - Communication is always terrific! John made this transaction seemless! I would definately continue using John and Guild Mortgage.

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06/12/2026

🎉 It’s FUNKY FRESH FRIDAY with John &Robb at Guild Mortgage Company, bringing you the BEST things happening in the Valley this weekend!

🥩 Friday is National Jerky Day — a holiday that feels like it was invented by dads at Circle K. Jerky has been around for thousands of years (shoutout to “charqui”), astronauts take it to space, and somehow it still costs $14.99 for a bag the size of a ketchup packet. Respect the grind. 😄🚀

🔥 WHAT’S HAPPENING THIS WEEKEND 🔥
1️⃣ Juneteenth Freedom Celebration📍 Arizona Center, Downtown Phoenix | 🗓️ June 20 | 6–11 PM
Live music, DJs, comedians, step teams, African drumming, food trucks, art exhibits, a kids zone, book fair, community art wall, and free giveaway bags for early arrivals. Culture, celebration, and serious good vibes — bring chairs, friends, and stretchy pants. ✊🏾🎶
2️⃣ Lavender Festival📍 Willcox, AZ | 🗓️ Saturday
For $5, enjoy lavender fields, wine tastings, live music, craft vendors, wood‑fired pizza, and live lavender oil distillation. Think Coachella… but calmer, classier, and with lower back pain. Boots advised. Snakes and bees may attend. 🌸🍷
3️⃣ Q***r Summer Market📍 Warehouse215, Downtown Phoenix | 🗓️ Sunday | 10 AM–4 PM
A celebration of LGBTQ+ makers, artists, small businesses, food pop‑ups, and community vibes. Basically Etsy in real life — with better coffee and better outfits. 🏳️‍🌈🛍️
4️⃣ Best of Arizona Stand‑Up Comedy Showcase📍 Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts | 🗓️ Saturday | 7:30 PM
Arizona’s sharpest comedians take the stage for one night of laughs, storytelling, and emotional damage (the fun kind). Professional timing guaranteed — unlike your uncle on Facebook. 🎤😂

💡 FUNKY FRESH FRIDAY TIP OF THE WEEK:
Mortgage pro tip — do NOT open new credit cards before buying a home. 🏡
Big purchases can quickly change your credit score and debt‑to‑income ratio. Hold off on financing boats, jet skis, golf carts, and massive TVs until AFTER you get the keys. Boring choices now = smoother closings later.

📞 Call or text me, John, at 480‑251‑1152 to get started!
📲 Download my app: https://guildmortgage.app.link/OZOiin3GqRb

06/11/2026

5.0 star review received on Experience.com for John Niehaus by Samreen K - John is a very professional and pleasant person to work with.

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06/11/2026

Let’s get you rocking with your home equity! 🤘
👇 Start here: https://tinyurl.com/FastEquityWithTeamNiehaus
📩 Or DM me for quick, personal help!

06/11/2026

5.0 star review received on Experience.com for John Niehaus by Michelle N - Amazing communication and collaborating with everyone

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06/05/2026

Sorry, no lender overlay video today... I'm too busy getting buyers approved and loans to the finish line. 😎🏡

06/05/2026

🎉 It’s FUNKY FRESH FRIDAY with John &Robb at Guild Mortgage Company, bringing you the BEST things happening in the Valley this weekend!

🥃 Today is National Moonshine Day — a celebration of the drink that literally turned people into outlaws. Born from corn, questionable decisions, and tax avoidance, moonshine helped inspire NASCAR and somehow went from illegal legend to legal mason jar. America is wild. Appreciate responsibly. 😄

🔥 WHAT’S HAPPENING THIS WEEKEND 🔥
1️⃣ Phoenix Fan Fusion📍 Phoenix Convention Center | 🗓️ Friday–Sunday
Comic‑Con, desert edition. Thousands of fans, next‑level cosplay, celebrity panels, gaming tournaments, and a massive vendor hall. Featuring John Cena, Kevin Smith, Jamie Campbell Bower, and Steve from Blue’s Clues (yes… THAT Steve). Come for the fandom, stay for the people‑watching. 🦸‍♂️🎮
2️⃣ World Margarita Championship📍 Westin La Paloma Resort & Spa, Tucson | 🗓️ Saturday
The Super Bowl of salt rims. Top chefs and mixologists battle it out with bold margarita creations, food pairings, live music, and art. VIP at 5, GA at 6. Show up thirsty, leave dangerously confident. 🍹🔥
3️⃣ “Get Out of My Kitchen!” Pickleball Tournament📍 Centre Court Pickleball Club, Gilbert | 🗓️ Saturday
Round‑robin pickleball chaos with food, drinks, music, raffles, prizes, and a final bracket showdown. Best part? Proceeds support scholarships for women in science. Competitive fun for a great cause. 🏓👏
4️⃣ Asian Food Festival & Night Market📍 Mesa | 🗓️ Saturday | 6–9 PM
Free entry and ALL the food. Bao buns, dumplings, Thai dishes, boba tea, Japanese cheesecake, anime vendors, local artists, and full night‑market vibes. You are not leaving with just one plate. 🍜🧋

💡 FUNKY FRESH FRIDAY TIP OF THE WEEK:
Arizona summer debate time ☀️🚗
Are you Team Park Close or Team Shade?
Close = fast escape, instant AC.
Shade = no steering wheel burns, fewer arguments.
Drop your vote in the comments — because apparently this is a very serious household issue.

📞 Call or text me, John, at 480‑251‑1152 to get started!
📲 Download my app: https://guildmortgage.app.link/OZOiin3GqRb