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07/03/2026

Controlling my words is the easy part… it’s the subtitles on my face that I need to work on

07/02/2026

Ford = First On Rust and Deterioration
Fiat = Fix It Again, Tony
BMW = Big Money Wasted
Chevrolet = Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

07/01/2026

I’m a mechanic…
You know… the guy your girl calls when you can’t bust a nut

06/30/2026

Son: “dad, what is a man”
Dad: “it’s someone who takes care of their family”
Son: “oh… well I want to grow up to be a man, just like mom”
Dad: “… stop”

06/28/2026

No one ever tells you how much of parenting is just standing there waiting for your kid to get out of the car.

06/27/2026

Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies why flowers taste better than sh*t.

06/27/2026

Can I get an amen?

06/26/2026

My girlfriend said I need to choose between her or my cars, trucks, and motorcycles.
So… what kind of rehoming fee should I ask for her? She aggressive with strangers, but good around kids.

06/25/2026

I don’t have a favorite kid… but I’ll tell you this…

I certainly have 1 kid that I try really really hard not to wake up.

06/25/2026

I was told I need to get rid of anything that brings or causes clutter.

I’ve yet to find a new place for my wife and kids.

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