Hose Now

06/05/2026

📌 Fun Fact Friday! 📝

06/04/2026

06/03/2026

Well boys (and girls), happy Hump Day!

If you're reading this message, congratulations... you made it halfway through the week.

Let's all be honest for a minute—we wouldn't be here without coffee…. Whether you're in the shop, on the jobsite, behind the wheel, or hiding from your responsibilities for a few minutes scrolling Facebook, keep pushing. The weekend is in sight!

Now go make it a great day... 🐫 ☕️ 🦺 and don’t forget— HOSENOW for all of your hydraulic hose needs!

📍 Hosenow
5906 Highway 66
Greenville TX

☎️ 903-513-6711

06/02/2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL CONTRACTOR SAVED AFTER EMERGENCY HOSE FAILURE 🚨

GREENVILLE, TEXAS — A local contractor narrowly avoided what experts are calling “the worst Tuesday of his life” after a hydraulic hose failed at the most inconvenient time possible.

Witnesses say the incident occurred shortly after the contractor confidently stated:

“That hose will make it one more week.”

Moments later, the hose reportedly exploded with the force of a thousand bad decisions, covering equipment, the jobsite, and at least one innocent coworker in hydraulic oil.

Authorities say the contractor immediately entered Stage 1 Panic.

“He was pacing, making phone calls, and blaming the guy who worked on the machine three years ago,” said one witness.

The situation escalated until someone uttered the words:

“Did you call Hosenow?”

Sources confirm the contractor arrived at Hosenow shortly thereafter carrying what remained of the hose and a level of stress normally reserved for tax audits and family reunions.

Employees reportedly identified the hose, built a replacement while he waited, and had him back on the job before he could finish complaining about the breakdown.

“It was unbelievable,” said another witness. “The guy went from having a complete meltdown to talking about how he was going to finish the job ahead of schedule.”

According to unofficial reports, Hosenow has now been charged with:

EXCESSIVE USE OF INVENTORY.

Investigators discovered they stock:

✔ Hydraulic Hoses
✔ Fuel Hoses
✔ Water Hoses
✔ Brake Lines
✔ A/C Hoses
✔ Fittings & Adapters
✔ Hydraulic Cylinders
✔ Pretty Much Everything You Forgot To Order Last Week

During a brief press conference, a Hosenow representative issued the following statement:

“Look, we can’t prevent people from ignoring warning signs. We can only fix the mess afterward.”

As of publication, the contractor is back at work, the machine is running, and everyone has agreed to stop saying:

‘That hose has a little life left in it.’

For emergencies, bad decisions, and everything in between…

HOSE NOW—

Any Hose You Need, Built While You Wait.

05/30/2026

Reminder Racers 💡

We now offer AN Fittings!

THOUSANDS of fittings and feet of hose IN STOCK‼️

Hunt County Raceway

05/28/2026

Tag a friend that needs help with either one‼️😂

📍 Hose Now
5906 Hwy 66
Greenville TX

📞 903-513-6711

05/24/2026

🎉 WE’RE DOING ANOTHER GIVEAWAY! 🎉
🚨 ROAD TO 2,000 FOLLOWERS! 🚨

Summertime is here, how about some waterpark 💦 passes!

Once we hit 2,000 followers, we’re giving away 2️⃣ GIFT CARDS to TWO lucky winners!

🔥 HOW TO ENTER:

✅ Go to our page
✅ Click the ( … ) at the top
✅ Hit “Invite Friends”
✅ Invite EVERYONE you know!

➡️ Then come back here and comment DONE so we can count your entry!

💥 The more people you invite… the faster we hit 2,000… the sooner we GIVE THEM AWAY! 💥

🎉 READY… SET… INVITE! 🎉

05/24/2026

Hose Now Victory Lane 🏁 🏁

Congratulations Winners 🏆

05/23/2026

🇺🇸 Hosenow will be closed Monday, May 25th in observance of Memorial Day.

We are grateful to live in the greatest nation on earth, and we are incredibly thankful for the brave men and women who have served and sacrificed to keep it that way. Their courage and dedication will never be forgotten.

From all of us at Hosenow — thank you to our service members, veterans, and military families. 🇺🇸

05/18/2026

Summertime ☀️ is our BUSY season!! We are adding another team member — Apply in person

Pay is based on experience, general mechanical knowledge is a plus, but we will train the right person that is willing to learn!

📍 5906 Highway 66
Greenville TX

📞 903-523-6711