Anthony's Deal Patrol

10/31/2026

Just Arrived!!

10/31/2026

DEAL PATROL: FINAL CALL!

🎃 It's Halloween, the LAST day of October, and I'm hunting for FOUR more vehicle sales to hit my goal of 20!

I've chased down vehicles, worked deals, answered calls, and put in the hours ALL MONTH LONG.

Now I'm FOUR away from closing October out with a BANG!

I don't need tricks. I don't need treats. I NEED FOUR PEOPLE READY TO DRIVE!

Cars
Trucks
SUVs
New or used — LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN!

If you've been thinking about upgrading your ride, TODAY IS THE DAY TO CALL ME!

Message me directly at Blaise Alexander GMC Hazleton!

Four vehicles. One day. One mission.

DEAL PATROL DOESN'T CLOCK OUT JUST BECAUSE THE MONTH IS ENDING!

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Anthony Maldonado

10/28/2026

🚨 DEAL PATROL IS ON THE HUNT! 🚨

🚔 WANTED: 5 MORE VEHICLE BUYERS! 🚔

I'm closing out October, and I've got ONE mission left — help 5 more people find their next ride! 💪🔥

Whether you're looking for a brand-new GMC, a lifted truck, a family SUV, or a reliable used vehicle, put me to work!

✅ Can't find what you're looking for? I'll hunt it down!

✅ Don't want the typical pushy salesman? Good, because I don't operate that way.

✅ Have a budget? Let's find something that makes sense for YOU.

✅ Just looking? No problem. No pressure, no nonsense.

I spent years tracking down people who didn't want to be found. You really think finding your dream truck is going to be a problem? 😂🚔

And don't just take my word for it — my customers are leaving ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ reviews!

5 MORE DEALS. 5 MORE HAPPY CUSTOMERS. LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN!

📍 Blaise Alexander GMC of Hazleton

🚔 Ask for TONY — DEAL PATROL!

📲 Message me, tag a friend, or share this post!

THE ONLY THING I'M CHASING THESE DAYS IS A GREAT DEAL FOR YOU! 🚓💨

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10/27/2026

Another happy customer! Thank you for allowing me to find you a great deal!!

Looking for a new or used vehcile...give me a call or message me!!

10/27/2026

🤣 MANAGER: “Tony, can you go out and send the customer a few pictures of that truck?”

ME: “Say less, boss. I got this.” 📸😎

Apparently, he meant pictures of the ACTUAL TRUCK… not a full-blown modeling shoot featuring me and my 37 different personalities. 🤣

I gave that customer exterior shots, interior shots, glamour shots, and a few that belong on a dating profile. 💀

MANAGER: “What the hell is wrong with you?”

ME: “You hired a salesman with a personality. This is what you get.” 😂

🚔 ANTHONY'S DEAL PATROL
We don't just sell vehicles. We provide entertainment with every purchase.

10/27/2026

Sometimes you just to take a stand!
It's better to ask forgiveness than it is to ask permission......

10/26/2026

🚨 DEAL PATROL IS GOING FULL THROTTLE! 🚨

15 DOWN. 5 TO GO. 20 IS THE TARGET!

I've got until the end of October to move 5 MORE VEHICLES and hit my goal of 20!

Now, some people might coast into the end of the month, pat themselves on the back, and call it good.

NOT ME. I'M JUST GETTING WARMED UP. 😈

🚗 Need a car, truck, or SUV?
🔎 Can't find what you're looking for?
💰 Want somebody to HUSTLE to get you a deal?

THEN QUIT SCROLLING AND PUT ME TO WORK!

I don't care if you're 5 minutes away or 5 hours away. I'll hunt down the right vehicle and fight to get you a deal worth making the drive!

💵 AND DON'T FORGET — $150 REFERRAL BONUS! Send me someone who buys, and you get $150!

I've got 5 MORE DEALS TO CLOSE, and I'm not looking for excuses. I'm looking for keys to hand over! 🔑

🔥 THE GOAL IS 20. THE MINDSET IS UNLIMITED. 🔥

📍 Blaise Alexander GMC — Hazleton, PA

🚨 ANTHONY'S DEAL PATROL 🚨

I DON'T CHASE QUOTAS. I HUNT THEM DOWN. 😎💪

10/25/2026

We may grow older, but we never really grow up. The toys just get bigger, the price tags get higher, and the horsepower gets ridiculous. Deep down, we’re still the same kids we used to be… just with grown-up money and absolutely no intention of acting our age

10/24/2026

10/24/2026

🚨 COME SEE TONY! 🚨

Some people ask, “Why should I buy a vehicle from Tony?”

Well, spell my name BACKWARDS...

T O N Y ➡️ Y N O T

🤣 Y NOT?!

Y NOT get a better deal? 💰

Y NOT let me hunt down your dream ride? 🚗

Y NOT trade in that vehicle that's holding on longer than your last relationship? 💀😂

Y NOT deal with a salesman who HUSTLES for his customers?!

And Y NOT come see me before your current vehicle makes a noise that requires turning up the radio to fix? 🔊🤣

🔥 TONY FORWARD. Y NOT BACKWARD. GREAT DEALS EITHER WAY! 🔥

📍 Blaise Alexander GMC – Hazleton

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Stop asking WHY. Start asking Y NOT! 😎🔥
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