Spacely Sprockets

09/30/2022

Hi

07/31/2022

Yes. Yes we know it is his birthday.

10/01/2021

These reverse tricycle motorcycle things are mega silly

09/29/2021

Hi.

12/02/2019

11/30/2019

If we can accept that a pair of glasses and a blue suit is all Superman needs to protect his identity, then sure, I can accept that Rex Racer decided to become super secret Racer X ("racer rex")

11/23/2019

We 3 Kings from Orient R
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded, it exploded
BOOM.
We 2 Kings from Orient R...

03/06/2019

Over the course of 24 (and the extra movies), we spend 9 whole days with Jack Bauer. Guess how many people he kills in 9 days. I mean confirmed "yeah, that cat is dead" stuff that they show.

309.

309!

That isn't how this works. That isn't how any of this works.

On day 6, he whacks over 50 people. Damn dude. Have a snickers.

02/11/2019

Yes! It's Pothole Season in Indiana!
(borrowed from the facebooks)

12/03/2018

We are watching Patriot Games (on Cogswell's dime!) for the first time in 10+ years. Bad guys with night vision goggles come to do murder at Jack Ryan's house. Some are foiled by turning on the lights. Cool. But before this, the whole scene builds tension with the bad guys sneaking around DURING A LIGHTNING STORM and entering rooms with fires going in fireplaces. WTF.

11/27/2018

Language constantly changes. That's kind of fun. Sometimes it also helps show the demarcation where "grumpy old man" begins. Ok. The term "life hack" needs to just go away. Yall. They are just tips. You didn't "hack" your life.