Car Dorks Wash & Detail

05/06/2026

Car Dorks: Because we both know your husband won't "get around to it"

03/28/2026

We want to address the rumors:

Although it might appear to be the case, we do NOT detail Tiger Wood’s Range Rover before his crash. But props to whoever did… it is/was spotless ✨

03/26/2026

“No it doesn’t need shampoo”. Ok, tricky trickster. Anyone want to see the “after”?

03/07/2026

HIRING! Hello friends of Reddit and other social media places. We’re so fortunate to have ample inquiries (keep’m coming!) but right now, we’re most focused on hiring one or two new team members for a detailing position. Must be 18, have reliable transportation to our shop in New Albany, and MUST have the “yeah I can learn to do that” kind of attitude… we can take care of the rest.

01/26/2026

We’re human beings treating people like human beings and we’ll live to clean another car when it’s not dangerous anymore.
PS if your job is making you drive through a Level 2 or 3 snow emergency to get to your non-essential job… feel free to drop an application here (always open to people interested in having a great attitude, even if you’ve never detailed a car before).

01/24/2026

Looking to hire a one-time snow blow / plow / shovel!

For Sunday evening or Monday before we open. I included a picture of the driveway and parking area we’re looking to have cleared. This is in New Albany, near Central College / 62. Please send us a message with info!

(While we’re at it, we’re always hiring good people interested in doing car detailing too 😂)

12/23/2025

Listen, I’d like to have an honest moment with you.
First, I want to say that buying gift cards is an amazing gift (even if you’re keeping it for yourself) but also the best possible way to help support a local small business. As you can imagine, the winter is absolutely the hardest and scariest time for a business like ours and having a bit of a “savings account” as the weather gets bad through these sales is a lifeline. This is true for the vast majority of small, local, service businesses. If you’re planning to spend money with that company in the next year, consider grabbing yourself a gift card!

Also, thank you! Our gift card delivery day is always my favorite day of the year for the business. Getting in the car, driving all around town, listening to Christmas music in the heated car, and knowing that each envelope we drop off is bound to make someone VERY happy... it’s just really cool. And we appreciate it.

12/23/2025

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Listen, I'd like to have an honest moment with you.

First, I want to say that buying gift cards is an amazing gift (even if you're keeping it for yourself) but also the best possible way to help support a local small business. As you can imagine, the winter is absolutely the hardest and scariest time for a business like ours and having a bit of a "savings account" as the weather gets bad through these sales is a lifeline. This is true for the vast majority of small, local, service businesses. If you're planning to spend money with that company in the next year, consider grabbing yourself a gift card!

Also, thank you! Our gift card delivery day is always my favorite day of the year for the business. Getting in the car, driving all around town, listening to Christmas music in the heated car, and knowing that each envelope we drop off is bound to make someone VERY happy... it's just really cool. And we appreciate it.

CarDorksGiftCard.com (http://www.CarDorksGiftCard.com)

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12/23/2025

The deadline for physical gift cards is tomorrow (Tuesday, 12/23) at 10am

We'll continue offering online gift cards (kept on-file, digitally) after that until we sell out but if you want a physical gift card hand-delivered to your mailbox, that order must be completed by Tuesday 12/23 at 10am.

CarDorksGiftCard.com

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07/05/2025

Honored to be asked to transport a specific guest for the 4th of July parade again this year, this time giving a ride to Dave Ferguson, the Grand Marshall! We love our town and it’s one of the highlights of the year for us 🧨