AS-Customs

10/23/2026

Well, well, well……… Welcome to another episode of: WHAT THE F**K FRIDAY! We certainly have no shortage of “what the f**ks” around here. Thanks to you LOVELY people! 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣

Truly, we do love you though. 😉😅🖤

On this fine WTF Friday, we just want to remind you of a few things:

1) Cheaper does not mean better. In fact, it’s probably going to end up costing you MORE in the long run. 🤯

2) Just because you THINK you can, doesn’t mean you should. You’re NOT Thomas the 🚂. AND YouTube university does NOT make you qualified. 🙅🏼‍♀️

3) AND MOST IMPORTANTLY….. ORANGE silicone DOES NOT belong on OR NEAR carburetors. 🫠🚫

Thanks for coming to our TED Talk. 🐸 🫖 🗣️

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10/21/2026

Not me on a random Tuesday (yes I’m referring to YESTERDAY) talking Zak into letting me do some projects. 😏👩🏼‍🎨😈 🎨

10/16/2026

📸 SHOW US YOUR RIDE FRIDAY! 🏍️💨

💬DROP A PIC IN THE COMMENTS BELOW!

Bonus points if your bike is louder than your neighbor’s opinions.🤘😂

Let’s see what everyone’s riding! 👇🔥

10/15/2026

Powder coating is such a satisfying process. Who doesn't love some "behind the scenes" action. 🫠🥵

10/14/2026

WELCOME TO:

WHAT THE F**K WEDNESDAY! 💩

Who can tell us wtf is wrong with this carb needle? This is the FOURTH bike in a row that someone else has jetted, that we opened up & found this! 🤯😅🧐🫣

Reason # 65,886 why you should take your bike to someone who knows WTF they're doing. 🗣⚠️

10/13/2026

‼️Okay Facebook mechanics!!! Here’s your chance.😏‼️

Give us your best guess! 👀

I guess I have to edit this for the @$$Holes...... : guys, we know what is wrong with the bike. We're just having a little fun and letting you guess. - Britt

10/09/2026

🔥FRIDAY PSA FROM A.S. CUSTOMS🔥

You know what makes a small business owner’s day?

A happy customer!

You know what makes their entire damn week?

A 5-star Google review!!!⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 😂

If we’ve worked on your bike, helped you with a repair, built something badass, answered your 1,047 questions, or just made your experience at A.S. Customs a good one….

WE’D LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU! ❤️

Take a minute and leave us a Google review. It helps more than you probably realize and helps other riders find a shop they can trust.

And if you’ve already left us one…

THANK YOU. Seriously. ❤️

You guys are the reason we get to keep doing what we love.

— The A.S. Customs Crew 🦍🏍️🔧**

Post a review to our profile on Google

10/07/2026

THIS. THIS IS WHY WE DO WHAT WE DO. ❤️

We recently had the pleasure of working on Paul’s 1978 Suzuki GS750. On paper, it may be an older bike that isn’t worth a fortune. But to Paul, it’s worth so much more than that.

It has sentimental value.

Paul had been turned away by other local shops simply because of the bike’s age and manufacturer. When he brought it to us, we didn’t see an old bike that “wasn’t worth it.” We saw a customer who cared deeply about his motorcycle, and we treated it that way.

Kathy made sure every detail was heard and documented, and Zak personally diagnosed and repaired the handlebar wobble, getting Paul back on the road two days earlier than originally expected.

But what really got us was what Paul said afterward:

“Finding a shop with this level of honesty, speed, and genuine respect for vintage bikes and their owners is rare.”

That means more to us than we can put into words.

At A.S. Customs, it doesn't matter if you're riding a brand-new $50,000 motorcycle or a 40+ year-old bike with more memories than miles.

If it matters to you, it matters to us. ❤️

Thank you, Paul, for trusting us with your GS750 and for taking the time to share your experience.

This is why we do what we do! 🏍️🔧🦍

10/06/2026

🦍🔥 WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE, DAN! 🔥🦍

A.S. Customs is officially welcoming our newest shop member, DAN, to the chaos! Dan is our new Service Manager, bringing with him a slightly concerning 30 YEARS of experience in the automotive industry.

Yep… 30 years.

Dan is 46. We’ll let you do the math. 😂

🏍️ Dan is also a motorcycle guy, currently riding a Yamaha FJR.

Don't worry. We are actively working on this. Give us time. We have plans. 😂

Dan is happily married… we think… and has one daughter, who also rides motorcycles. So clearly, motorcycles run in the family and we've decided to encourage the problem.

When he’s not at the shop, Dan enjoys riding his “bike,” BBQing, and spending time with his two dogs.

Now, some people may say we “stole” Dan from across the street. We prefer to call it… an employee acquisition. 😏

It’s not our fault he looked over here and realized we were having WAY more fun. He saw the light. He chose the dark side. And honestly… We can't blame the guy. 😂🦍

So help us give Dan a warm Welcome. Don't make it weird......or do....😏

Welcome aboard, Dan! We're glad you're here. And don't worry… We'll have that Yamaha situation handled eventually. In the meantime, you will see it parked by the dumpster. 😂🦍🔧

07/14/2026

Not booking because you’re scared of what your wife will say? 😰

Finn says don’t be a WE**IE! 🌭

Always remember: It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than it is for permission. 😝

On the bright side, if she does leave, that’s even MORE money you have for your bike. 😉 🤑

Please call Brittany today for more relationship advice. You’re welcome. 🤘🏼🤣

For real tho: Call me, let me get you booked! ☎️ 603-931-9086

XOXO - Britt 😇
P.S - for a small fee, I will even create you a FAKE invoice to reflect lower cost, just for your wife, we have OPTIONS!😈

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