07/20/2026
We're trying to decide which Ford F-150 haircut Brendan gets...
What's a Ford F-150 haircut? We've broken it down into trim levels. (see what we did there, LOL).
Ford F-150 XL – The buzz cut. No nonsense, easy maintenance, always ready for work.
Ford F-150 XLT – The crew cut. Practical, dependable, looks good without trying too hard.
Ford F-150 Lariat – The business fade. Clean and polished, but still rugged.
Ford F-150 King Ranch – Long, flowing cowboy hair tucked under a well-worn hat.
Ford F-150 Platinum – A perfectly groomed slick back with premium pomade.
Ford F-150 Limited – The luxury blowout. Fresh from the barber every week.
Ford F-150 Raptor – A mohawk or a wild mullet. Loud, aggressive, and absolutely unconcerned with your opinion.
Lifted F-150 on 37s – A mullet: business in the front, mud party in the back.