STONEHAVEN ON VAAL

28/10/2026

✨ Date Night on the Vaal… make it count. ❤️🚤

This Friday, 30 October, we’re hosting our Couples Cruising Night — the perfect excuse to slow down, switch off and spend a beautiful evening together on the Vaal River.

Step aboard the luxurious Spirit of Jen for a 2-hour sunset dinner cruise from 18:00–20:00, complete with a welcome aperitif, a delicious dinner, a bottle of w**e and gorgeous views as you cruise past Millionaire’s Mile.

Whether you’re celebrating something special or simply feel like treating someone you love, this is your chance to turn an ordinary Friday night into something memorable.

💙 2-Hour Sunset Dinner Cruise
🍽 Dinner included
🍷 Bottle of w**e included
🌅 Beautiful Vaal River sunset views
💰 R480 per person
📅 Friday, 30 October | 18:00–20:00

It’s our last Date Night Cruise — don’t let this one sail away.

Bookings are essential.
📞 016 982 2951/2

26/10/2026

🎊Looking for somewhere really special for your company's year-end function?
Then look no further than Stonehaven on Vaal!

With packages starting from just🔥 R200 per person, and catering for 5 to 500 guests, there's something for every company!
Celebrate on land, on water… or BOTH!

❗And here's something extra special! Book your function Monday to Thursday, and Stonehaven WAIVES THE VENUE FEE! That's right - your venue is FREE!
And Stonehaven will even dress your venue up in YOUR choice of colours! Christmas colours, your company's corporate colours, or whatever colour theme you fancy!

Because at Stonehaven, they believe it's the extra touches that make a function unforgettable! No one goes to as much trouble as Stonehaven!

💬WhatsApp 060 804 1495 and let's make your year-end celebration one to remember! 📩Or email on [email protected]

24/10/2026

Best of luck to all the competitors this weekend! Come join us for Happy Hour to celebrate your catch of the day. We would love to hear your 🎣 stories.

22/10/2026

🎣🍻 BASS BY DAY… FLYING FISH AT STONEHAVEN!

Big catches, cold drinks and even bigger fish stories! 🐟🍻

The Vaal River Bass Classic is happening this weekend, and Stonehaven on Vaal is ready to welcome all participants, crews, supporters and anyone looking for a great time on the river!

📅 Friday & Saturday, 23–24 October 2026

🍻 HAPPY HOUR!
🍺 Friday: 4–6pm
🍺 Saturday: 6–7pm

🍋 FLYING FISH SPECIAL – Buy 3, get the 4th FREE!

Whether you're reeling in the big ones or just soaking up the riverside atmosphere, we've got the perfect spot to unwind!

🚤 Come by boat or by road!
🍔 Great food, cold drinks and good company.
🍺 Enjoy the only brewery on the Vaal River!

🎣 Bring your crew, swap your best fish stories and make Stonehaven your weekend hangout!

📞 016 982 2951/2
📱 WhatsApp: 060 804 1495
🌐 www.stonehaven.co.za

20/10/2026

YEAR-END FUNCTIONS WITH A DIFFERENCE!

⭐ MONDAY–THURSDAY SPECIAL! Your own private venue COMPLIMENTARY! Plus, we'll dress it in YOUR choice of colours - festive Christmas, corporate colours or any theme you fancy!

💥 PACKAGES FROM JUST R200 PER PERSON!

🥳 From 5 to 500 guests!

🚢 ON LAND, ON WATER… OR BOTH! Great food, luxury cruises, music and loads of fun!

📍 JUST 45 MINUTES FROM JO'BURG!

🌹 No one goes to as much trouble as Stonehaven!

📲 Book now! WhatsApp 060 804 1495
☎️ 016 982 2951/2
🌐 www.stonehaven.co.za
✉️ [email protected]

Escape the Ordinary… Discover Gauteng’s Most Premier Riverside Destination Just 45 minutes from Johannesburg lies a place where time slows down, fireplaces crackle in winter, river breezes cool summer afternoons, and every visit feels like a holiday. Welcome to Stonehaven … Read More

20/10/2026

👻 Something wicked is coming to Stonehaven on Vaal! 🦇🍹

Get ready for THE BIG HALLOWEEN PARTY – a night of spooky fun, killer cocktails and wicked dance moves! 💃🕺

🕸️ Saturday, 31 October 2026
📍 Stonehaven's River Pub
⏰ From 6pm

🧙‍♀️ Come dressed to impress… or TERRIFY! 🎶 DJ & dancing all night long

🏆 Prizes for the best-dressed Halloween looks | 🍸 Spooktacular, Insta-worthy Halloween cocktails | 🍹 HAPPY HOUR from 6–7pm!

Whether you're a wicked witch, a creepy creature or just looking for a frighteningly good night out, this is one Halloween party you DON'T want to miss!

🕷️ Round up your boo crew, dress to kill and join us for a night of tricks, treats and plenty of beats!

📞 016 982 2951/2
📱 WhatsApp: 060 804 1495

20/10/2026

🌺☀️ STEP INTO SUMMER! ☀️🌺

💆‍♀️RELAX • RECHARGE • RENEW 💕

Treat yourself or someone special to a little slice of paradise at Stonehaven on Vaal, together with Ashes to Beauty Day Spa 🌴🌊

🌸 PACKAGE 1 – SOLO PAMPERING
💗 R400 per person

❤️ PACKAGE 2 – COUPLES BLISS
💕 R800 per couple

✨ Both packages include:
🌿 Full Body Aromatherapy Massage
🌸 Hot Stone Therapy
🍹 Refreshing Drink

🌺 Your time. Your escape. Your moment!

📍 Stonehaven on Vaal, Vanderbijlpark
📞 BOOK NOW: 072 837 1617

💖 Tag your favourite person and come unwind with us!

17/10/2026

🤩 We love reading all your kind words! Thank you Conrad for your latest review on Google.

Read the full reivew here 👉 We had such a lovely experience at Stonehaven on Vaal that we went back the next day! On our first visit, we sat on the upper boat deck, shared a glass of w**e and got a little work done while watching the most beautiful sunset over the river. The scenery, character of the place and relaxed atmosphere made it a wonderful spot to unwind.

The staff were very friendly, the service was welcoming and the food was good. On our second visit, we enjoyed hot beverages and absolutely 𝒅𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔 malva pudding. Between the riverside setting, friendly people and lovely food, Stonehaven was a real highlight of our trip. Highly recommended!
𝗙𝗼𝗼𝗱: 𝟱/𝟱𝗦𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗶𝗰𝗲: 𝟱/𝟱𝗔𝘁𝗺𝗼𝘀𝗽𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲: 𝟱/𝟱

📞 016 982 2951/2
📱 WhatsApp: 060 804 1495
✉️ [email protected]

15/10/2026

🎊Still planning your year-end function? Make it one to remember at Stonehaven on Vaal.

Whether you want to celebrate on land, on the water, or combine both, we can create a year-end function to suit your team, your style and your budget.

From R200 per person, enjoy delicious food, luxury Vaal River cruises, team-building activities, entertainment and relaxed riverside venues — all just 45 minutes from Johannesburg.

From smaller team get-togethers to large company celebrations, Stonehaven has the space and flexibility to make it work.

Great food. Great views. Great company. A year-end with a difference.

Book your 2026 year-end function today.

📞 016 982 2951/2
📱 WhatsApp: 060 804 1495
🌐 www.stonehaven.co.za

07/10/2026

⚓The end of the year is fast approaching — have you thought about how your team will celebrate?

Whether you’re planning a fun team-building day, a relaxed riverside gathering, or a year-end party aboard the most luxurious cruiser on the Vaal River, Stonehaven on Vaal has you covered.
From land-based functions to unforgettable experiences on the water, we can accommodate teams of any size with great food, entertainment, beautiful river views and flexible event options to suit your celebration.

Make this year-end something your team will actually look forward to.
Celebrate on land. Cruise the Vaal. Do year-end differently.

📍 Stonehaven on Vaal
📞 016 982 2951/2
📱 WhatsApp: 060 804 1495
🌐 www.stonehaven.co.za